There are several important skills required to become a Ninja, you will need to master the following, and then email us a CV:
- Sleeping with eyes open
- Fixing machines while suspended
- “Chopsticks for everything”
- Unrivalled diagnosis ability
- Pulling shots with your mind
There is also a 12 week course in which you will be schooled in Feng Shui, meditation, Nunchaku and how to quickly determine which size socket you require for a bolt. After which you still wont be a Ninja, but you’ll definitely be more awesome.